Shun, Shag or Marry

Cosmopolitan Philippines featured a fun quiz for their February issue. They grouped several hunks into eight groups and in each you have to choose someone who you like to marry, to just do or who simply icks you out.

Game 1
Shun: Zanjoe Marudo (He is yet to show his acting prowess.)
Shag: Piolo Pascual (The rumor about him being gay will never die.)
Marry: Robert Pattinson
Why?: Robert Pattison is the alter-ego of Edward Cullen. And Edward Cullen is the product of the literary masterpiece of Stephanie Meyer. Edward is romantic, conservative and loyal. He also has a supportive and loving family who will welcome me with open arms. I will also not mind spending the whole eternity with this bloody gorgeous vampire.

Game 2
Shun: Dingdong Dantes (Marian Rivera will shout at me with fury: ‘Tinatarantado mo ko ha!’)
Shag: Chace Crawford (He is ridiculously good-looking in Gossip Girls it should be illegal.)
Marry: Manny Pacquiao
Why???: Manny Pacquiao is a world class boxing hero. He is admired, feared and envied worldwide. He is the classic rag-to-riches story through his hard work and perseverance. His name is a legacy and his money means security. The scandals that he had with a sexy actress can’t overshadow his hefty bank account and venerable name.

Game 3
Shun: Ashton Kutcher (He twitters too much.)
Shag: Brad Pitt (He left his former wife for Angelina Jolie which is unforgivable, not even for the cuteness of Shiloh)
Marry: George Clooney
Why not? He is the ultimate bachelor. He had been with a string of beautiful women but still refused to be tied down. It will be great to make this actor finally surrender his bachelorhood and wait for me at the end of the church aisle. With his lined face and white hair, it is really the time for him to say ‘I do’ to ‘The One’. Even though I think that he will be even become more handsome and finer as an actor as he ages.

Game 4
Shun: Patrick Dempsey (I am not really into Mr. Mc Dreamy of Grey’s Anatomy)
Shag: Dennis Trillo (The allusion in his Cosmo Centerfold was hot.)
Marry: Aga Mulach
Why?: I grew up watching the bedimpled Aga Mulach on TV or on silver screen. I really like him in his character as Doc Aga in channel 2’s comedy sitcom ‘Oki, Doki, Doc.’ I fell inlove with him in his movies with Aiko Melendez, Lea Salonga and Mikee Cojuanco. And seeing him as a husband to Charlene Gonzales and a father to his twins, I think that he is also a true family man.

Game 5
Shun: Jon Avila (He wore a super baduy superhero costume.)
Shag: Taylor Lautner (He will never be good enough for Bells.)
Marry: Ely Buendia
Why?: Ely Buendia is the epitome of cool. He is a talented and mysterious rock star. His hits with the Eraserheads are the theme songs of my high school days. I live in the 90’s, he and his band gave meaning, color, definition and distinctiveness in this important era of my life. Music is powerful and unforgettable, and so is Ely Buendia. After a duet with him of ‘Kapag umuulan at kapiling ka….’ and him singing ‘With A Smile’ for me, while stroking my hair and looking straight into my eyes, I can rest in peace wearing my Vera Wang gown.

Game 6
Shun: Derek Ramsey (Angelica P.is indeed his match.)
Shag: Gerard Butler (This is Sparta!)
Marry: Vhong Navarro
Why: Vhong is funny and a great dancer. It would be great to be with someone who can make me laugh. His crazy song and dance numbers with the rest of the Kanto Boys of ASAP were hilarious. He also has great moves on the dance floor. I think that there will never be a dull moment with this guy. Laughter and dancing will really make a great love story that might just end in a ‘happily ever after’.

Game 7
Shun: Shia LaBeouf (No one can hold a candle for Megan Fox)
Shag: Jericho Rosales (He showed his vulnerability after his break-up with Heart E.)
Marry: Barrack Obama
Why?: It would be great to be Michelle Obama for a day. Wearing her fashionable sheaths, having two beautiful daughters, living in the White House, jetsetting in Air Force One, having the opportunity to make a change in the world and of course, being married to an honest, respectable and intelligent husband. I won’t also mind doing the fist bump and being called ‘My Rock’ by Barry.

Game 8
Shun: Jake Cuenca (He is a so-so actor.)
Shag: Gerald Anderson (He is meant to be with Kim Chiu.)
Marry: Vic Sotto
Why?: Since I started to learn how to watch TV, I already know Vic Sotto of Eat Bulaga. He can get away with any joke may it be funny or corny. His ‘distinguished gentleman’ appeal is one of a kind. He has this irresistible charm and ‘suplado’ persona that can melt a girl’s heart.